| [HUMOR] - Other Uses for Tribbles [message #102775] |
Fr, 05 August 2005 15:32 |
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Other Uses for Tribbles
Quick-n-dirty tennis ball replacements.
Cuter than a congressman, performs most functions equally well,less
likely to pass Bill-of-Rights-weakening legislation.
McTribbles.
Nominees for Supreme Court justice.
Tampons for the Amazing Colossal Woman.
Toss a handful in the toilet to wipe off skid marks.
Use them to plug the hole in the ozone layer.
Cozies for Ewok eggs.
Attach a handle, and who needs a Swiffer?
Great for getting the dust out of the CPU heat sink.
Let's just say "paintball" involves neither paint nor balls.
They'll buff your shuttlecraft to a fine polish. (And no, that's not a
euphemism.)
Cheese puffs for really BIG eaters.
Add super glue and a power drill -- build a portable shoe buffer.
Strawberry/banana/tribble smoothies.
Tribble. It's what's for dinner.
and the Number 1 Other Use for Tribbles...
A soft, silky, renewable source of toilet paper!
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Other Uses for Tribbles [message #102786 ] |
Sa, 06 August 2005 04:06 |
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Stan Jensen wrote:
> A soft, silky, renewable source of toilet paper!
http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/feeltribbles.jpg
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Other Uses for Tribbles [message #111379 ] |
Do, 18 August 2005 10:14 |
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>Other Uses for Tribbles
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>Quick-n-dirty tennis ball replacements.
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>Cuter than a congressman, performs most functions equally well,less
>likely to pass Bill-of-Rights-weakening legislation.
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>McTribbles.
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>Nominees for Supreme Court justice.
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>Tampons for the Amazing Colossal Woman.
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>Toss a handful in the toilet to wipe off skid marks.
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>Use them to plug the hole in the ozone layer.
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>Cozies for Ewok eggs.
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>Attach a handle, and who needs a Swiffer?
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>Great for getting the dust out of the CPU heat sink.
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>Let's just say "paintball" involves neither paint nor balls.
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>They'll buff your shuttlecraft to a fine polish. (And no, that's not a
>euphemism.)
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>Cheese puffs for really BIG eaters.
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>Add super glue and a power drill -- build a portable shoe buffer.
>
>Strawberry/banana/tribble smoothies.
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>Tribble. It's what's for dinner.
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> and the Number 1 Other Use for Tribbles...
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>A soft, silky, renewable source of toilet paper!
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ROFL
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